It seems to me that the euphemisms and rhetoric used in everyday corporate double-talk are not really examined for their potential humor. It’s always about penetration, size, growth, multiple partners, hands-on, delivering the goods, etc. Sometimes it’s even about “getting in bed with…”, usually referring to an undesirable vendor or competitor.

So, with all the sex not being discussed, it seems inevitable that it would be expressed visually. Recently, an article in The Register pointed out that new the logo for the Office of Government Commerce — OGC — looks like… well, that they had taken things into their own hands.

Here’s what the logo looks like as intended for things like stationery or their website:

And here’s what it looks like on things like pens or mousepads, which can be viewed both horizontally and vertically: